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 * Do u know why 14 Nov is Children's Day". It's because it comes exactly after 9 months from Valentine's day(14 Feb).

 *  Never love a HUTCH girl- she only says HI. Never love an AIRTEL girl she says TOUCH TOMORROW. Always love a RELIANCE girl, she says "KARLO.............".

 * The alcohol Manthra : guru bRUMa, guru WHISKY..., gurudevo GINeshwar,... guru saksat SCOTCHeswara tasmeshree BEERenamaha... CHEERS

 * A devil came running to my room. He wanted to trouble good people. I suggested your name, "Oh no!" he said, "We ain't allowed to disturb our superiors".

 * Maths teacher asked RAJA " If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to PRIYA, 3 to PINKY and 4 to SAPNA then wat will u get ? RAJA replied "Sir! 3 new girl friends".

Love Sms Poems

FOUND YOU
I love you up from heaven
down to the ground
I'm really glad
to have you found
 

ANGEL
last night an angel walked into my room. I asked him to watch over you.
but he came back I asked him why he said:an angel doesn't watch over another angel
 

DONT4GET
Please remind me 2 remind u about reminding me 2 send u this reminder that reminds me of reminding u that i am always ur friend. DONT 4GET!
 

HOW MUCH U MEAN 2 ME
If i go 2 heaven an ur not der i'll write ur name on evry stair 4 all 2 c how much u mean 2 me
 

ALL THE TIME
Good time,
bad time,
night time,
day time,
work time,
off time,
sad time,
happy time,
in the mean time i'm thinking of you all the time.
 

TOO MUCH!
when God gave us friendships he tried to be fair, but when i got you, i got more than my share!
 

2 GOOD 2 B TRUE
they say sugar is sweet and honey is too but baby wot do i call u? ur sexier than sexy and hotter than that there's only one name 4 u and thats 2 good 2 b true
 

FALL
U can fall from the sky
U can fall from a tree
But the best way to fall
is in love with me.
 

4EVER
u r me, and i is u for eva our love will be true
 

MEANT 2 B
i love u babe i really do, i love the times when im with u, the way u say that u love me, i think that this was meant to be
 

STOLEN
Your words of love steal
someone's heart,
but you don't know that your
heart is already stolen by me,
check it!

Friendship SMS messages, Friendship quotes

FRIENDS

True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.

F.U.C.K

REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK till eternity!

FRIENDSHIP IS....

FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

PRICELESS GIFT

FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!

SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED

If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

COMPARE

FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...

FRIENDS 4 LIFE

Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!

COMPUTER

A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!

FRIENDS ALWAYS

In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!

ANGEL FRIENDS

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

OUT OF MY CONTROL

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

MEMORY LASTS FOREVER

A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.

FRIENDSHIP

The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.
 

NEVER SPLIT

I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.

NEVER LOSE TRUE FRIENDS

I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.

WITHOUT A FRIEND LIKE U

EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U...

BEHIND YOU

DuRiNg OuR FrIeNdShIp, ThErE wIlL B TiMeS U wOn't SeE Me BeSiDe U, DuN ThInK I LeFt U BeHiNd, I JuSt ChOsE To WaLk BeHiNd U So I CaN CaTcH U WhEn U Fall...

NEVER LOSE ME!

We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!

BEST FRens

A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

SHOOTING STARS

The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!

Funny One Liners, One Liner Jokes, Famous Oneliners

 *One Liners

* Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about ME! How are you?

* Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

* How do u occupy an idiot? Press down - Press up...Press Down...!

***NEWSFLASH*** Tell ALL your female friends that i can get 100 tampons for £1
... No Strings attached
...but for a limited period ONLY!
...A bloody good deal!

* Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry
370HSSV 0773H

* FRIEND SEARCH: Friend detector activated...calibration complete, now searching.....still searching....still searching......sorry, no friends found.

* Hw do U kp a txtr in suspense? I'll tel U l8r.

* Press down..More...Ok more...WOW yes ahh ohh yes....almost there....oh god harder..faster..FEELS GOOD...oh goddd!...That's how I sex on text!

* Ths msg cn only b read by a SEXY person -
   Nothing? Soz, I guess UR just not SEXY But hey, i Didnt force it ugly, so get lost!

* I once had One2One with a Virgin, she teased me till i had an Erikson, sucked me til my face went Orange, til I busted my Siemen all over her Nokias!

* Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

* HELP: Cops are after a suspect who smart, witty, sexy and good lookin...so where you gonna hide ME?

* U know what's the difference between u getin laid, and pope getin laid? If pope get laid it a Sin, if u get laid it a Miracle :)

* This is your CellPhone Operator. We just found out you're too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it. Thank you

* Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?

    A: There is a stamp on it.

* A husband was asked: Do u talk to wife after sex?
   His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone

* Why'd they call it PMS? Cos Mad cow disease was already taken!

* NEWSFLASH - Earthquake in Pakistan...20,000 dead...US sending cash, Australia sending food, Britain sending replacement Pakis.

* I went to ur house justnow - can't enter cos door says *CUTE FOLK NOT ALLOWED* - pls take sign down next time ok!

* Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

* Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

* Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.

* I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative.

* How many letters in the Alphabet? 19, cuz ET went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him.

* Don't feel sad...don't feel blue...Frankenstein was ugly too...

* U got Sex Appeal...U got Class...U got Moves...U got da Face, da Body....shit...I got wrong number...SORRY :)

* I need a kiss, I need touched, I need your love, I need warmth, I need hugs, I need sex, I need YOU!

* On the cellphone pad of life, always keep one finger on the disconnect key.

* The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.